229 so funny it's not funny

File under: wrote this almost 20 years ago
Oh say can you see
By the cops' flashing lights
O'er the country we watched
We're so gladly concreting

And the taillights red glare
The smog choking the air
Gives proof to the right
That the flag is all theirs

O say does that star spangled banner still wave
Over the land of the freeway
And the home of the wage slave?


File under: more of the same

First, break all the windows. Then pull the parents from the car and get them onto the ground.

Then take a picture with the baby in back, claiming you found a lost child.

 Ah, perspectives. Especially perspectives that are different than yours.

File under: so funny that it's not funny.

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